Saturday, October 31, 2009

A Hallowen Story

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...


He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP.
..

on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket and...

The coffin stops!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Happy Halloween!

I decided to actually carve a pumpkin this year rather than paint one like I usually do for Halloween. I think I did a pretty good job considering didn't use fancy store bought tools. In fact, I scooped the insides out with an empty cat food can and used an Xacto blade and small saw blade to make the face.

Speaking of scary things, life is a little nuts right now since I'm prowling the housing market. It's been down right stressful at times as the prospect of actually carrying a mortgage can be a little overwhelming in such a bad economy. I think my Scottish heritage tends to bubble to the surface where money is concerned. I've always been a pay as you go kind of person. We'll see how things turn out soon enough. I just hope any place I buy isn't haunted.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Interbike 2009, Best 29er of Show

I found this review on mtbr.com about the 29er offerings at the 2009 Interbike in Las Vegas. For the second year in a row, the Moots Mooto-XZ 29er is the best of show. As a proud Moots owner, I wholeheartedly concur and honestly believe the Moots Mooto XZ is the best full suspension 29er on the planet.

My Moots Mooto-XZ 29er
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29er Best of Show - Full Suspension shootout: Ride Impression
Tuesday September 23rd, 2008 at 11:53 PM Posted by: Brian Mullin

I didn’t get to test every full suspension 29er (pretty close though) that was at the dirt demo, but I think I made a pretty decent stab at a bunch of different brands, different suspension systems and obviously some varying geometry designs. I tested the Turner Sultan, the Pivot Mach 429, the Niner RIP9, the Ellsworth Evolve, the Ventana El Rey and finally the Moots Mooto-XZ. I had even tried the Turner Sultan a second time to get some more seat time with the bike. My butt was sore and my legs were beat from all those rides in the hot sunny weather.

It was nice to be able to do so many bikes in a short period so the brain was fresh with each bike ride. Cross comparisons were much easier. None of the bikes did it all. They all had their strengths and weaknesses, some more glaring than others. Sorry to burst anyone’s bubble but no bike will ever be perfect.

I had to go by seat of the pants and gut instinct on each of the bikes and the bike winner had to be well engineered, have a certain feel, the suspension and steering must work properly and in synchronicity, the geometry needs to feel right and work with the rest of the bikes system, and it must have some fun and some personality. Yes, I came up with a Fun factor, call it what you will, but if I find myself humming and sort of singing to myself and not paying attention to the ride that is a big factor to me. Perhaps a “bike personality” might be the wrong word usage but one of the definitions of personality is “something apprehended as reflective of or analogous to a distinctive human personality”. People give their cars personality! The bikes also had to deal with the very rocky and abusive conditions of the Bootleg terrain. If anything about the bike characteristics sounds interesting then take a bike for a test ride. Refer to my more in depth reviews from this year show of the Turner, Pivot, Niner and Ventana for further information. Here are my mini impressions:

Turner Sultan - nice new design with tons of travel, did it all extremely well, neutral and compliant.
Pivot Mach 429 - Fun, a great bike that did most things fine, but it sure was a blast to ride.
Niner RIP9 - great design and very well rounded bike but a bit boring, kind of lacking in personality.
Ellsworth Evolve -  to X Country for my tastes, harsh ride in the Bootleg terrain.
Ventana El Rey -  a spirited sprinter, this bike likes to be stomped on, would be a great race bike
Moots Mooto-XZ -  what can I say, a well designed and engineered bike that does it all well, and it’s Ti. Therefore, the winner for my “Best of Show”…drum roll please…The Moots Mooto-XZ for a second year in a row!

The Moots Mooto-XZ railed down the trails, went right where you pointed it, didn’t get tossed around by much of anything, climbed like a demon, had a stout and solid rear end, had incredible steering and what really set it apart was the Titanium. It added a tad of softness and pseudo suspension to the bike without the usual suspension wallow, the words silky ride is what always comes to my mind. Congrats Moots you still have a winner.

As a consolation prize I elect the Pivot Mach 429. It was not the best bike out there but who cares since it was just to darn much fun to ride.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

A Slow Ride at Clear Creek

I had planned on going over to Tupelo for a mountain bike ride at Trace State Park, but decided to go out to Clear Creek for a lazy ride instead. As desperately as I need to train for the 6-hours of Herb, I just felt more like being lazy and enjoying the outdoors.










Friday, October 2, 2009

It might have been

If you haven’t been watching the Ken Burns/PBS series on our national parks, you are missing something truly special. It’s a six-part series chronicling the history or our nation’s greatest natural and historical treasures. Moreover, the series delves into the untold story of people from every conceivable background who shaped our national parks. I find myself not only transfixed by the stunning visuals but the amazing stories of the people as well. For me, the series goes beyond its obvious entertainment and educational value. It slips into the emotional.

The poet and writer, John Greenleaf Whittier, is noted for the phrase, “For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: It might have been!” These simple words have proven to be somewhat prophetic in my own life. While I find the national park series both awe-inspiring and entertaining, I’m also saddened to a degree by something that might have been in my own life. As a child, I was never the most athletic or in with the popular crowd. I was the quiet kid in the back of the room daydreaming out of the classroom window, transfixed by the trees, grass, clouds, and often drawing on scraps of notebook paper. While the other kids were engaged in various games and activities, I typically milled about the playground looking at different weeds and poking at anthills with a stick. The center of my play world was a small drainage ditch behind my house teaming with frogs, minnows, crayfish, and an entire universe of insects. I contracted poison ivy almost every summer from exploring a wooded area not far from home. I climbed trees, picked Blackberries, built forts, and gathered insects rather than play Little-League like everybody else.

One of my most vivid memories from sixth-grade is deciding I wanted to be a Park Ranger during career week. I didn’t exactly know what a Ranger did, but the uniform looked cool and I knew they worked in parks with animals and lots of trees. My only previous reference to what Rangers do was watching Mr. Ranger chase Yogi and Boo-Boo around Jellystone Park, but that was enough for me. As is typical in life, the road forward branches in various directions and our decisions take us to new destinations. I slowly, without even realizing it, gravitated away from my career week decision as most six-graders probably do. As I watch the PBS series, I’m taken back to the sixth-grade and what might have been.