Chemical Warfare

I think something bit me while I was napping on the sofa last night. It was probably a spider, which really freaks me out a little. Shortly after getting up, I noticed two red spots on my legs, one on the back of my left leg and another on the side of my right leg. The spots started itching a little after I discovered them. I just don’t like the thought of something crawling on me while I’m asleep. Whatever it was is in for some serious payback, though. I’m going to bring on some heavy chemical warfare when I get back from the store.